A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
offend you." She answers,
"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always
had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's
see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and
says, "Yes, I am single; and I 'm Catholic too!" "OK" the Nun
says. "Pull into the next alley." He does and the Nun
fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you
crying?" "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my
way to a Halloween party."